An interesting response to my 'interesting' nick

Just put up this nick awhile ago; "Peanuts - Nuts that come from peas?",
and this was the response i got from a talented budding writer friend of mine :p

"..yeah.. the green peas shed its colour and became smaller and because they were lonely, they looked for another pea to cosy up together in the dark corner sometimes, they like threesomes, so u have weird peanuts once in a while.."

Pretty creative if not crappy.. haha...
Well a crappy nick deserves a crappy answer at times. ;)